The Superhero Adventure
Introduction
This is an adventure reminicent of the olden day “text adventures” of yore.
Use the links to chose your next step,
and don’t scroll or tab,or else you’ll muck up the mechanics.
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BeginThe Superhero Adventure
The Cosmopolitis Museum
A big lobby with a dusty Tyrannosaurus Rex, Sarcophaguseseses and other museumy bits.
Problem is, you can’t see the Artefact anywhere.
A dude dressed in a black leather trenchcoat stands poised, his reflective sunglasses hiding his eyes.
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Approach dudeSouth
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The Cool Dude
He looks at you with an enigmatic smile.
“Do you really believe that what you believe is real, is real?”
Suddenly a commotion attracts your attention
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See what the noise is all aboutThe Superhero Adventure
Bank Vault
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The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
Oh Bother. Now it’s raining. Things are just not going well at all.
You really need to go somewhere warm and dry.
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The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
What a horrid beginning. Since getting off the train, you have been shoved, pick-pocketed, and mugged. All by the same little old lady.
And please ignore the cute freckle nose kid trying to break into a nearby building.
But at least you are here! At last you get to see “The Artefact of Olegnanoj Etarak” at the Cosmopolotis Mueseum!
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EastNorth
South
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A Nicer Part of the City
Indeed, what a very nice part of town.
A tree lined avenue, clean buildings, nicer cars driving by.
All in all, quite charming.
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EastWest
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The Bank of Cosmopolitis
A very posh bank with high vaulted ceilings.
Bank tellers look down their noses at you while attending to obviously more important business.
A bank guard meticulously, with ham fisted dexterity, picks his nose.
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
Sewer leads back to street
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
Hustle and bustle. Many doctors, nurses and ordelies rush about.
Probably best to keep out of their way.
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Corporation Lobby
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Back Alley
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EastSouth
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Sewers
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South
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Roof
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EastThe Superhero Adventure
Lift
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North
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First floor
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Lair
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Hooray! Here Comes Captain Awesome!
“Evil-doers Everywhere! Behold my Awesome Ring of Power!”
With a swirl of his cape, he sticks out his extremely Manly chest.
Gummy Gun Ghastly Guy whips around his Gummy Gun Blaster...
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Look Out Captain Awesome!The Superhero Adventure
Oh No! The Captain has just been blasted through a wall!
He staggers to his feet, swaying a little.
You can see the room he is knocked into is actually the toilets.
Gummy Gun Ghastly Guy raises his gun for the Final Evil Death Gummy Shot...
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Captain, Look Out behind you!The Superhero Adventure
The Captain Rips out a Toilet!
Using his glowing Awesome Ring of Power, he Hurls it at the Gummy.
The Impact Force throws the Gummy across the museum lobby
“Curse You, Captain Awesome!” yells the Gummy, “You’ll never defeat me! The Corporation will always win!”
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Oh Dear, He’s getting away!The Superhero Adventure
Oh No! It’s the Gummy Gun Ghastly Guy!
“Ah Harr”, he says, “I am here to steal the Amulet of Olegnanoj Etarak!”
“Nobody better get in my way, or I’ll Blast em!”
Oh dear! There’s no pity in that evil masked face!
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Oh what are we to do?!?The Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
Everybody runs out to the street to see where he went.
“He went that way!” yells the freckle nosed kid, who points east. The Crowd runs north.
You notice a pile of leather something on the ground.
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Explore the pile of ragsEast
North
South
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A Nicer Part of the City
Indeed, what a very nice part of town.
A tree lined avenue, clean buildings, nicer cars driving by. All in all very charming.
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
Most people have gone, except for Captain Awesome, the freckle faced kid, and the pile of leather rags.
The little boy looks up at Captain Awesome. “Gee, Captain, when I grow up, can I be like you?”
The Captain smiles and tousles the boys hair. “Try hard at school, be good to your folks, get yourself an Awesome Ring of Power, and you CAN achieve it, my boy.”
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Explore the pile of ragsEast
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The Cosmopolitis Museum
Most people have gone.
Just the dinosaurs, mummies and dust.
A man in a dark suit and dark sunglasses is talking on his phone.
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
Hustle and bustle. Many doctors, nurses and ordelies rush about.
Probably best to keep out of their way.
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Corporation Lobby
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Back Alley
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EastSouth
The Superhero Adventure
The Dude’s been stabbed. A lot.
There’s too much blood where it shouldn’t be, and not enough where it should be.
“Oh man,” he gasps, “this really hurts. Like, I think this is really wrong bad hurts.”
“The Corporation organized the fight today.” He pauses, more blood messing the sidewalk. “Doesn’t matter. You actually need the Oleganoj Eta...” His eyes roll.
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Call for helpThe Superhero Adventure
Roof
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EastThe Superhero Adventure
“Allow me to help.”
A skinny man with a wide smile pushes you aside. “I’m an expert in these things.”
His teeth are too small.
“I can fix all of this in a jiffy.” He grins at you a little closer. "You look like a gingerbread man."
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Call for the CaptainThe Superhero Adventure
“An Innocent has been Injured!”
The Captain dashes in and scoops up the Dude. “We must get him to the hospital straight away!”
The Dude looks very small.
The Captain looks at the Dude, and for a split second, the Captain looks upset. Actually, he looks outraged, and furious. But only for a split second.
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Go to the hospitalThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
Still a lot of hustle and bustle, with some of it now centred on the Dude.
The Captain’s gigantic form is out of place here, and he looks awkward. “Look,” he says, turning to you, “I don’t know who you are, but thank you.” The Captains shoulders drop, and he looks upset.
“Can you find the Gummy for me?”
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
The Cosmopolitis Museum
Most people have gone.
Just the dinosaurs, mummies and dust.
A man in a dark suit and dark sunglasses is talking on his phone.
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Museum Vault/toilet/Matrix
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Bank Vault
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Spare
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The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
It’s drizzling again.
This weather got out of the wrong side of bed today, and is dour, miserable and more than vaguely depressing.
As they say in Cosmopolitis, “if you don’t like the weather, wait four minutes and it will still be raining.”
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South
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A Nicer Part of the City
The sun is shining down the tree lined avenues, a rainbow arching beautifully, ending to the east.
Girlie joggers jog with their pert breasts bouncing in the most delightful manner.
Stop looking, you perv.
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EastWest
South
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The Bank of Cosmopolitis
A very posh bank with high vaulted ceilings.
Bank tellers look down their noses at you while attending to obviously more important business.
A bank guard meticulously, with thick witted persistence, picks his nose.
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
Sewer leads back to street
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
Harried doctors and nurses hustle and bustle.
A mustached hulking guy holds a bunch of dejected looking flowers. Nearby a man in a dark suit and dark sunglasses is talking into his phone.
The Captain and the Dude must be elsewhere in the hospital.
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Corporation Lobby
You are in the lobby of a big grey corporation. No where near as nice as the outside.
A bunch of Men in Black Suits with Dark Sunglasses and Phones suddenly burst into the room.
“Quick! Get him!” the one in front yells. “Find out what he knows, and then...”
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Run to the LiftThe Superhero Adventure
Back Alley
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Sewers
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Roof
Oh no! And now you’re trapped! The lift is being used by the Men in Black Suits with Dark Sunglasses and Mobile Phones!
(Well, you could always jump off the building and plummet to your death, but that’s really not so useful.)
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Wait for the lift door to open...The Superhero Adventure
Lift
Well, yes. A lift. It is NOT quiet and restful. This is NOT Mr and Mrs Smith. It is NOT playing “The Girl from Ipanema”.
In fact, if anything it feels like you’re “The Guy with an Ip Enema”.
Why are lifts always so damn SLOW!
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First floor15th Floor
98th Floor
Roof
The Superhero Adventure
Open Plan Office Area
Ah yes. Even more Men in Black Suits with Dark Sunglasses and Mobile phones. Lots and lots of them. Not quite what you need at the moment.
A moment of stunned silence, then...
“GET HIM!!!”
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Run back to the LiftThe Superhero Adventure
Lair
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
The Cosmopolitis Museum
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Museum Vault/toilet/Matrix
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Bank Vault
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Lift
The Freckle Nosed Kid whistles innocently.
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98th Floor15th Floor
First Floor
Ground Floor
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A Poster about the latest display at the Cosmopolitis Museum
Welcome to the Cosmopolitis Museum!
Behold the Amazing Artefact of Olegnanoj Etarak!
An Artefact so Powerful that according to Legend, if it falls into the Wrong Hands it will Unleash the Most Powerful Evil Force that the Universe has ever seen!
And you can buy an exact plastic duplicate for only $4.95!
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But Surely the Gummy Wouldn’t Be at the Museum, Would He?!?The Superhero Adventure
A Nicer Part of the City
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EastWest
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The Bank of Cosmopolitis
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
More Sewers
Oh dear, it’s dark, it’s smelly and you’re lost.
Who would have thought that you would end your days like this?
“I think I’ve found a ladder up,” says the Freckle Nosed Kid.
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UpThe Superhero Adventure
Sewers
Urgh! It smells worse down here than the puritanical posturings of a gimp suited politician!
“Oh gee wizz, it’s dark in here and I’m so scared of the dark,” says the Freckle Nozed Kid. “Can we get out of here?”
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Corporation Lobby
A Security Grill blocks the front door.
There is no escape this way.
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Go back to the liftThe Superhero Adventure
Back Alley
After climbing down a VERY long fire escape, you get to a very dark alleyway.
“Ooh, I’m getting a bit frightened, mister.”
A manhole cover is loose.
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Go into the sewersThe Superhero Adventure
Sewers
Urgh! It smells worse down here than the puritanical posturings of a gimp suited politician!
“Oh gee wizz, it’s dark in here and I’m so scared of the dark,” says the Freckle Nozed Kid. “Can we get out of here?”
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Roof
Out comes the Freckle Nosed Kid.
“Golly gee, mister, fancy seeing you here.”
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Enter the liftThe Superhero Adventure
Lift
“Oh my gosh,” says the Freckle Nosed Kid as he looks down at all the bruised and unconcious Men in Black Suits with Dark Sunglasses and Mobile Phones. “They must have been very tired to fall asleep like that. And in such an odd place too!”
There is barely enough room for you to stand.
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98th Floor15th Floor
First Floor
Ground Floor
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Open Plan Office Area
It looks like a tornado has exploded through here. Destruction from one end of the room to the other. Unconcious Men in Black Suits and Dark Sunglasses lie strewn about like very big and uncomfrotable rag dolls.
The Freckle Nosed Kid is paying very careful attention to the ceiling.
You notice a window is slightly ajar.
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Go back to liftSqueeze through the open window
The Superhero Adventure
A Gigantic Gloomy and Gothic Lair – with Schloopy Slime Shlopping down the Cavernous Walls
It’s the Lair of the Gummy! Fortunately he doesn’t seem to be here – he must be out getting up to some nepharious activities.
You can see a poster stuck to the wall.
“Can we get out of here now?” whines the Freckle Nosed Kid.
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Explore the posterNorth
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The Cosmopolitis Museum
“Gee mister,” says the Freckle Nosed Kid, “Why do you keep turning up? I thought I’d lost you after the sewers.”
He pulls his own head off.
Then slowly and awkwardly, The Gummy climbs out of the Kid.
“Damn that suit is tight.”
He pulls out the Gummy Blaster and...
BOOM!!!
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Duck! (quack)The Superhero Adventure
There is a Massive Hole in the Wall
The Gummy strides into the Museum Vault and seizes the Artefact of Olegnanoj Etarak!
He puts his finger on the O in the middle of it, touching it lightly...
“So what’s all the fuss about?” He tosses it aside.
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Huh?The Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
The Gummy aims his Blaster at the back wall of the Museum Vault
“Harr, At last I get the Loot!”
BOOM!!!
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Duck again! (quack quack)The Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
It’s drizzling again.
You emerge from a manhole in the middle of the road. Fortunately no cars are coming, because as the old Cosmopolotis saying goes: “If you don’t like the weather, wait four minutes and it will still be raining. And if you don’t like being hit by a car and getting decapitated, well, it doesn’t really matter much at that point, does it?”
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South
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The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
It’s drizzling again.
This weather got out of the wrong side of bed today, and is dour, miserable and more than vaguely depressing.
As they say in Cosmopolitis, “if you don’t like the weather, wait four minutes and it will still be raining.”
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South
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A Nicer Part of the City
Indeed, what a very nice part of town.
A tree lined avenue, clean buildings, nicer cars driving by.
All in all, quite charming.
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EastWest
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The Bank of Cosmopolitis
A very posh bank with high vaulted ceilings.
Bank tellers look down their noses at you while attending to obviously more important business.
Yes, the bank guard is still picking his nose. What is vaguely surprising is that he hasn’t yet managed to do a full frontal lobotomy on himself yet using just his finger. Oh wait. Maybe he has.
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
He’s Blown a Hole Through to the BANK VAULT!!!
“Ah HARR! Loot, Loot and it’s all for ME!” The Gummy is jumping up and down with joy.
He leaps throught the hole and then starts throwing huge sacks of cash back.
“At last I can buy that Dihatsu Charade 2door car that I’ve always longed for! And a netbook! Oh, and how cool would it be to stop living in a lair and move somewhere really neat! Like Invercargill, or Brisbane, or somewhere like that!”
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Who is Going to Stop Him?!?The Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
Hustle and bustle. Many doctors, nurses and ordelies rush about.
Probably best to keep out of their way.
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Hooray! Here Comes Captain Awesome!
But something is wrong.
He’s not saying anything.
The Gummy backs away from the Captain. “Look, I hope your brother's okay...”
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Probably best to stand clearThe Superhero Adventure
The Captain Launches Himself at The Gummy
He slams him to the ground and starts punching him.
And punching him.
And punching him.
The Gummys mask is shattered, and you can see the guy with a moustache. He’s struggling to resist, but he’s being beaten to a pulp.
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Stop the Captain!The Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
You grab the Captains arm, but he just shrugs you off.
“You’ve never hurt anybody before!” the Captain roars at the Gummy, “Why did you stab my brother?”
“It wasn’t me!” cries the Gummy. “I just wanted the money!” Blood is running from his nose and split lip. He rolls away from the Captain, sits up, leans against the wall.
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Stay back...The Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
The Gummy slumps back.
“Look, every time we fight, Museum attendence shoots through the roof. The Museum Corporation profits skyrocket. That’s why they keep hiring me to rob the Museum, and I assume you to stop me.”
The Captains eyebrows lift.
“Well,” continues the Gummy, “I got sick of being the fall guy. So I looked a little into REAL theft, and found the Bank Vault and Museum Vault backed onto each other.”
“The problems started when I had to get financing from the Corporation. They have an army of accountants, project managers, lawyers, loans approval managers over there.” He turns to you and smiles weakly. “You saw them. But I think they saw things my way in the end.”
His head drops to his chest.
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Run to himThe Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
The Gummy is unconcious, and the Captain is standing, looking puzzled.
“So who stabbed my brother?” he asks plaintively.
His eyes suddenly open wider...
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Oh no...The Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
The Skinny Man is standing behind the Captain.
“It was me who stabbed your brother,” he smiles into the Captains ear. The Captains entire body begins trembling, and you can see blood pooling at the Captains feet.
“But why?”
“Because I hate you so very, very much.” His grin widens, and his teeth still look too small. “And because I want the Olegnanoj Eterak to release me from serving you. I could see your brother was going to cause me some slight delay.”
The Captain slides off the Skinny Mans knife and drops to the ground. It splashes some blood onto the bottom of the Skinny Mans trouser leg.
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Grab the Gummys BlasterThe Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
“The Gummy Blaster, gingerbread man? Oh come on.” The Skinny Man rolls his eyes. “How many times have I defeated the Gummy?”
“It was never the Captain. It was always me. I suppose you could call me the Genie of his,” and here his lips curl, “his Ring of Power.”
He smiles, and you are lifted into the air.
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Fire the Blaster!The Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
The Skinny Man is hurled back, impacts the wall.
He crumples down, some blood from his forehead.
He blinks.“I wasn’t expecting that.” His head drops to his chest.
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Approach very carefullyThe Superhero Adventure
The Museum Vault
His head flicks up, and he grins again. “I shouldn’t be fooling about, I’ve got too much to do. Still, you have to grab these moments of fun where you can.”
He springs, catches your throat, lightly tosses you across the room.
“Now, where did I leave my knife?”
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Grab the Artefact and Run!The Superhero Adventure
The Museum
“Run, run, as fast as you can, you can’t get away, little gingerbread man.”
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You sprintThe Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
Cold hard rain slices your face.
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
The streets are dark, the lights are gone, the sky is a boiling black goulash.
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SouthEast
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The Nicer Part of the City
A howling wind is ripping the leaves off the trees.
Sudden lightning flashes, and he is standing in front of you.
“Run, silly little gingerbread man.”
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
“Don't give me the Artefact! I don't want it.” He fumbles it, nearly drops it, gives it back to you.
The lights go out.
“Oh lord, he's coming.”
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WaitThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
“Hello, little gingerbread man.”
In the pitch darkness you can still see the Skinny Guy.
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Smash the ArtefactThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
The doctors, nurses, orderlies and patients stand at the doors and windows in nervous wonder at the darkness outside.
The Cool Dude doesn't look so cool in a dressing gown and with no sunglasses. He looks very frightened.
“What the hell are you doing here? He's following you, isn't he?”
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Give him the ArtefactThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
You swing the artefact down, and suddenly your arms freeze.
“Oh dear, now that’s not really very nice, now is it?”
He takes the Artefact from your rigid hands, holds and caresses it like a baby.
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Keep straining for the ArtefactThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
“Would you just give up? There’s nothing you can do.”
He sighs. “I really want to kill you now, but you know how these things always seem to play out. Evil villain winning, pauses to gloat, something goes wrong and bad guy defeated. I’ve been planning this all for far too long, and I can’t really be bothered with that.”
The ring is in his hand, red tinged liquid over the gold. He puts it into the O in the centre of the Artefact, a perfect fit. All so obvious.
He puts the Artefact down, stepping back, a look of serenity on his face.
“Now I can kill you.” Almost a friendly smile as he releases you.
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Grab the ArtefactThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
“Look, you’re too late.” The Skinny Guy has the knife in his hand now, and the blade looks very long and shiny. “The release wasn’t as spectacular as I was expecting, but the ring is in, it’s all done.”
“It’s time to die.”
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Examine ArtefactThe Superhero Adventure
Artefact of Olegnanoj Etarak
The hard Artefact is cold to your touch, illuminated only by the softly glowing ring set in the O on the front.
On the back is a sticker: $4.95, made in China.
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Grab the Ring!The Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
“No. That’s impossible. The Ring and Artefact are one. I’m released, damn you!” His face pales, his pupils constrict.
The knife pirouettes towards you.
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Freeze him!The Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
The Skinny Man stands immobile in an awkward lunge position, his arm outstretched, the blade ever so lightly slicing into your stomach.
His face is clawing with rage, spittle sliding down the side of his chin.
The small red capillaries in the sides of his eyeballs expose themselves.
The light cuts in your stomach don’t hurt yet. But they will.
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Be Careful...The Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
The Skinny Man is slowly forcing himself through the Power of the Ring.
With all venom and evil in his spewing biting clawing soul, he strains with all his might to slowly push that knife deeper into you.
As you step backward, he tries to keep pace with you.
But it’s as if he is trying to force himself through a barbed mesh cage. The Power slowly strips the skin and tendons from his hands, the muscles from his arms, the flesh from his bones.
With all the might and force of his hatred, attempting to worship at the alter of one more sin, he slices through his razor trap to destroy himself.
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The Skinny Man is DeadThe Superhero Adventure
The Cosmopolitis Museum
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EastSouth
The Superhero Adventure
Museum Vault/toilet/Matrix
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EastWest
The Superhero Adventure
Bank Vault
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
Coming from the Museum is the Gummy, half supporting, half carrying the Captain. There is a red path leading back the way they came.
“I wasn’t sure if I should move him,” says the Gummy, “but I didn’t want to leave him there.”
The Cool Dude and the doctors swoop down on them both like a flock of mother chickens, fussing and sqwarking, making sure everything is Okay, even though so much is not.
And now the sun comes out. Even here, in the seedy side of Cosmopolitis City.
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In conclusion...The Superhero Adventure
The Seedy Side of Cosmopolitis City
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South
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A Nicer Part of the City
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EastWest
South
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The Bank of Cosmopolitis
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WestThe Superhero Adventure
Sewer leads back to street
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SouthThe Superhero Adventure
Cosmopolian Hospital
The lights all come back on.
“What the hell just happened?” asks a doctor.
“Doesn’t matter. We have to find Richie,” says The Cool Dude. Everyone stares at him blankly. “You know, Captain Awesome.”
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Corporation Lobby
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NorthThe Superhero Adventure
Back Alley
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EastSouth
The Superhero Adventure
Sewers
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South
The Superhero Adventure
Roof
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EastThe Superhero Adventure
Lift
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First floor
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WestNorth
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The End!
As you would expect, everyone survives, except the person who wasn’t really alive anyway. And he was horrible.
And as you would also expect, the general populace were horrified, shocked and then moved on in a couple of days when it was discovered that the youngest Kardasian was actually a transvestite albino from Samoa.
But then really, this isn’t a story for the general populace.
This is a story for the people that matter.
This is a story for The Captain, The Gummy, The Cool Dude, and most of all,
for you.
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The Superhero Adventure
Don’t Read This! Unless you really want to.
Jon, have a look at Olegnanoj Etarak spelt backwards.
Logan, I had the toilet fight (brief, I’ll admit), based on the fight with the Green Do-Gooder.
I quite like the way Captain Awesome wasn’t quite so good, nor the Gummy quite so cheesy as initially you were lead to expect. And the baddy came from the goody.
And the Men in Black Suits were just accountants and project managers.
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